

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 'Because I said so, that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going to


Phases of WorkPhases of Work:Phases of Work
Phase 1
You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is beautiful, you love your boss, and our government is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what happens after about SIX Months!
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to la


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Why's my man up on that stair? What's he doing way up there? Sometimes he likes to pray, But others he likes to play, Explain to me why your way up there, Sometimes he just sit's and stares, He purrs ans scratches, And I know now, I should have named him Patches.


For Reno Lovers Reno, You call as you walk into Tifas bar. You see Tifa in the backroom answering a phone call, and no one else. You frown and sit down at one of the stools. Tifa finally comes out and smiles at you.For Reno Lovers
Hi, hows it going? She asks and you smile back.
Its been going pretty okay. Have you seen Reno? I need to tell him that Rude was looking for him. You say, and Tifa holds a finger to her lip.
Well Ive heard Ever since the Sephiroth remnan


For Sora Lovers “You okay?” Sora asks you as you lie in your bed in your room.For Sora Lovers
“No.” You mutter softly and pull open the curtains just a bit. It was pouring outside as though the clouds had flipped a bucket full of water to the ground. The sky was gray, the world was gray, it was impossible to see anything, and your head hurt like mad. Even Sora’s voice, which was he trying to keep as soft as possible, painfully stabbed your head. “Why’re you even here, Sora?” You ask.
“Well, Mom said that I should keep an eye on you since your Mom’s out to go get some medicines


For Roxas Lovers “Hey…” Roxas mutters and turns to you.For Roxas Lovers
“Yes, Roxas?” You ask as you take a sip from your tea.
“…………” Roxas sits in front of you, wondering if he should really ask you his question. You take a few glances at him and soon return to drinking your tea. “I was wondering…” Roxas finally started, playing with his teacup.
“What?” You ask and place your cup onto the small table. You pull your chair closer to the table to be able to hear his voice more clearly.
“Is your blood blue?”
| i am a big fan of kh2 it is the best game ever oh yeah! and i am a very talented singer and artist if i do say so my self not many people have seen my art or heard my singing but it is very special! oh and my art isn't as good as my singing exspecially because.......WELL JUST BECAUSE! ;3 my fav colour is red just like axel's =3 |
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Come to the dark side.... we have chocolate!
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature
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98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature
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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and past this into your signature.
Come to the dark side.... we have chocolate!
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature
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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and past this into your signature.
Come to the dark side.... we have chocolate!
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature
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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and past this into your signature.
Come to the dark side.... we have chocolate!
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature
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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and past this into your signature.
Come to the dark side.... we have chocolate!
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature
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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and past this into your signature.
Come to the dark side.... we have chocolate!
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature
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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and past this into your signature.
Come to the dark side.... we have chocolate!
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature
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